Tycrane 2010-12-29 07:00:00

What kind of fish is that supposed to be? That's fucking creepy.

etch 2010-12-30 10:32:07

how come you never update your tumblr anymore?

ilovemuse 2011-01-01 17:03:21

hAPPY nEW yEAR!!!!! :DDDDDD
heres an invisible kappa
he's a japanese water demon that inhabits shallow ponds and rivers. They sometimes look like monkeys with fish scales instead of fur. It carries water in its hollow head.
The kappa feeds on human blood but may be persuaded not to harm a person if it is thrown a cucumber with that persons name carved into it. No lie, its in a book. And books never lie

ilovemuse 2011-01-02 19:38:41

WAIT!!! theres more
Billywig
The Billywig is an insect native to Australia. It is around half an inch long and a vivid sapphire blue, although its speed is such that it is rarely noticed by Muggles and often not by wizards until theyy have been stung. The Billywig's wings are attached to the top pf its head and are rotated very fast so that it spins as it flies. At the bottom of the body is a long thin stinger. Those who have been stung by a Billywig suffer giddiness followed by levitation. Generations of young Australian witches and wizards have attempted to catch Billiwigs and provoke them into stingingin order to enjoy these side effects, though too many stings may cause the victim to hover uncontrollably for days on end, and where there is a severe allergic reaction, permanent floating may ensue. Dried Billywig stings are used in several potions and are believed to be a component in the popular sweet Fizzing Whizbees.
I dont need a Billywig to float though, i just eat some haagen daz icecream! ^_^

Kollskegg 2011-01-03 00:52:06

if i was gay i would go for that hammerdog

Kollskegg 2011-01-03 01:16:09

you are a dick.

ilovemuse 2011-01-03 21:32:18

fantastic beasts and where to find them........its a real book, no joke

ilovemuse 2011-01-04 14:34:13

its by newt scamander and jk rowling from the hogwarts library......
Would you like to learn about the yeti or the norwegian ridgeback?

danicos 2011-01-10 22:29:22

Your a genious

ilovemuse 2011-01-12 22:49:08

1] I need to tell you a secret LO0K AT 5
[2] The answer is L0OK AT 11
[3] Dont get mad L0OK AT 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad L0OK AT 13
[5] First L0OK AT 2
[6] Dont be that angry L0OK AT 12
[7] i just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is...THE ANSWER IS ON 14
[9] Be patient L0OK AT 4
[10] This is the last time I'm going to do this L0OK AT 7
[11] I hope you're not mad when I say this L0OK AT 6
[12] Sorry L0OK AT 8
[13] Don't get mad L0OK AT 10
[14] I dont know how to say this L0OK AT 3
[15] You must be realllllly mad L0OK AT NUMBER 9

ilovemuse 2011-01-13 23:57:02

mooooahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!! >=D

ilovemuse 2011-01-14 09:14:27

it doesnt come naturally to me, but im getting better at it!!!

Buujack 2011-01-15 13:57:53

I LIKE THAT MILL THAT DREGDED YOU BEHIND!
:O
U GOT AN AWARD more !!!!!
IM GOING KILL >:O
YOU!!!

ilovemuse 2011-01-15 14:23:19

uhm, why would anyone inject coffee in their eye?
does it help your eyesight any??
i dont think so!

Buujack 2011-01-16 13:37:18

u know.
ur a man.
like with a penis and all, so.
yeah, thats pretty much it.
i dont have drag it any longer.

danicos 2011-01-16 14:36:30

Your not the only one whos broke

ilovemuse 2011-01-17 21:51:31

money=greed=selfishness=ignorance=pai n=hunger=me-no-likey

money=me-no-likey

simple as that

ilovemuse 2011-01-17 21:53:25

anyone have a COUGHdrop??

ilovemuse 2011-01-18 09:20:30

mmm hmmm, suuuuuuure
so what's made at this dredgemill place???
cookies??!?!?!?!!

ilovemuse 2011-01-19 02:00:06

NO COOKIES!!??!??!?!!! >:O SHUN THE EVIL PLACE!!! SHUN IT TO HEAVEN!!! >=[